Bed Clock watching 8 hour watching wasting all the day Hands are sticking life is ticking ticking all away Mind numbing tedium fucks in the head Why should I bother to get out of bed I'll stay there instead recumbent and fed Bed – stay safely in bed do sod all instead It's all gone weird again just as I feared again Suffocating times dilating stretched out fit to break Numbs my senses in all tenses no more piss to take Preserved in medium like something dead Burn all this paper and go back to Bed And stay there instead of losing the thread Bed – ghosts glide through my head Of words left unsaid Always nodding stupid sodding people dressed in gray "Yes Sir No Sir 3 bags full Sir" each and every day Major Misanthropy shouts 'til he's red I wish the knobhead would go back to bed. And stay there instead of doing in my head Bed – I'll go back to bed And tell them I'm dead